I am a hypocrite.

Because when I first heard about the mysterious 'elbowed squid' here, I was caught up in the staggering possibilities of the animal kingdom, and all the weirdness that has managed to survive in spite of all the foolishness we've unleashed upon the world.

I mean, look at it.

That's really something. I mean, you could give brilliant people millions of dollars and the most state-of-the-art computer imaging programs and still not get something as weird and majestic as that.

But that still doesn't stop me from eating squid. I love it; it's delicious.

So I'm a hypocrite.

But isn't that elbowed squid something?