At the movies: You're Next.

Biding its time since its premiere two years ago, this vicious little gem has been waiting for exactly the right time to kick the collective ass of the viewing public. Smart, gross, funny, vicious, and so very pointed in the way it examines the messed-up ties of family and love, I can't recommend this film highly enough.

At the electronic outlet: The Canyons.

So yeah. This is the piece where I bring down some anger my way. I dug The Canyons a lot. Most people may very well hate it. Here's a quick test... Look at the image below. You see that '70s sweater La Lohan is wearing? If you don't feel immediately intrigued as to that combination of elements, then this may not be the film for you.